So like, they photoshopped cartoons and made them look like reality TV assholes. This requires some shade:
SNOW WHITE- NICE SPARKLE BOW HEADBAND, I DIDN’T KNOW CLAIRE’S EXISTED IN FUCKING 1938.
CINDERELLA, YOU GET SOME SERIOUS SIDE-EYE FOR THAT SIDE PART GURL
AURORA WENT TO KOREA FOR A JAW REDUCTION OR SOME SHIT APPARENTLY
ARIEL, USING YOUR NIPPLE PASTIES AS EARRINGS ISN’T DISTRACTING US FROM THAT COMBOVER
BELLE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT THE FRENCH FUCKED OUT OF HER
GOLD HOOPS, JASMINE?
POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE A BACKUP DANCER IN A KE$HA VIDEO
MULAN HOW THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO KICK HUN ASS WITH THAT RAT TAIL IN YOUR FACE
TIANA- you aight girl.
RAPUNZEL, NICE EXTENSIONS BITCH. WE ALL KNOW HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKED AT THE END OF YOUR MOVIE.
TIANA DIDN’T EVEN CHANGE. WHAT.
I’m sorry but the description for Belle made me lose my shit.
I had a dream last night that Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend died and everyone was sad because their new album wasn’t finished yet.
if you read this you’re my valentines no take backs
what a bitch